Too much information

15 March 2010

There are some things you do that you just shouldn’t admit to in public, such as urinating in a shower that other people use, or singing along to Erasure’s greatest hits.  To wit:

I am ONLY getting rid of this phone because I am going back to a blackberry (simply becasue its easier for me to text).  I work for an ambulance service and its hard for me to text on the droid while I am driving to calls, which I have to do often to alert other crews of situations.

Emphasis mine.

And to think I only stumbled across this because I wanted to know how much it’s going to cost to replace my phone should it not start back up after it’s done drying out….

Trouble getting it out

4 March 2010

Just for the record, so there’s absolutely no doubt about this:  expressive aphasia (even if mild) is a deficit.  Since speech is controlled by the neurological system, expressive aphasia is a neurological deficit.  Since there is a single place (or “focus”) in the brain responsible for speech, expressive aphasia is a focal neurological deficit. And if this happens suddenly, you have what is called a “sudden-onset focal neurological deficit,” which, the last time I checked, was one of the leading symptoms of CVA, also known as a stroke.

Which means that if you have a patient in your ambulance with sudden onset expressive aphasia, you really, really need to call it in as a stroke alert.  Not that there’s anything that’s happened recently that made me think of this….

(I will grant you that technically such a patient would be negative on the Cincinatti Prehospital Stroke Scale.  Allow me then a shameless plug for the talk I’m giving at the region’s annual EMS conference, which is properly titled “Beyond the CPSS” but is essentially how to do a cranial nerve exam in about a minute–and the brochure lists my lecture’s subtitle.  If you happen to be in Western PA later this month, stop by and pretend to learn!)

Watching over my employees

25 February 2010

Since I’m an advocate of open government in general, and especially since Pittsburgh EMS employees are paid in large part by my tax dollars, I like to see people making public documents such as this, which is the full medical director’s investigation into an incident that happened during our big snowstorm a few weeks ago.  (If you aren’t already familiar with the incident, a local man died after crews couldn’t reach him despite making 3 separate attempts; each time, they asked if he could walk to the ambulance but appear to have made no alternate efforts to reach the patient.)

Functionality

23 February 2010

Ah, the Android version of Epocrates is finally available….

Doubling, tripling, quadrupling up

30 January 2010

Research on the composition of ambulance crews is always fun to critique, in part because it’s generally pretty meaningless, and frequently raises more questions than it answers.  That makes it great to have come across a new study, which examined cardiac arrest survival rates in Milwaukee County, for patients treated by 2, 3, or 4 (or more) paramedics.

The authors looked at 12 years of cardiac arrest data, and were able to correlate EMS cardiac arrests to hospital patients, in order to accurately track not only ROSC but survival to hospital admission and discharge.  (From this aspect, at least, that makes this one of the higher-quality crew composition studies I’ve seen.)  The raw numbers gave roughly similar survival-to-discharge rates for crews with 2, 3, or 4+ medics (8.7, 8.7, and 8.4% respectively).  However, the percentage of each group responding to shockable rhythms was lowest in the 2-medic group (40.7%), higher in the 3-medic group (49.9%), and higher still in the 4-medic group (59.8%).  Given that the shockable patients are the most savable, the 4-or-more group should have had the highest save rates…but they didn’t.  This became very obvious when the researchers controlled for things known to make a survival difference (presenting rhythm, for example, or whether the arrest was witnessed):  patients treated by crews with 4 or more medics had 2/3 the odds of surviving to discharge of those treated by only 2.

One explanation the researchers suggest is somewhat plausible–perhaps all those medics being present and looking for something to do result in more ALS interventions being performed, resulting in less CPR (and we all now know how important quality CPR is).  Personally, I expected even the adjusted save rates to be perfectly identical, so my money is on another possibility:  that there’s some other factor that causes high mortality, but happens to be associated with having more medics on scene.

For example, survival has been shown to be lower in poorer people, who are also more likely to live in an urban area–exactly the kind of place you’d expect to get a response with more medics than you need.  This would mean that more medics don’t give worse care than fewer, but that their abundance is a marker for something about the individual, in the same way that ice cream sales and rape rates correlate almost perfectly–not because they are related but because they are related to some third thing (which, in the case of ice cream sales and rape rates, would be temperature).

Getting (really, really) specific

23 January 2010

It turns out that, in addition to the national poison control center number (800-222-1222), there is a National Button Battery Ingestion Hotline.  I knew that swallowing a button battery can be bad; I didn’t think it warranted its own number.  Fun factoids:

  • Nearly 25% of batteries are swallowed because they are mistaken for medicines or pills.
  • Adults and older children often think of the mouth as a “third hand”, holding the battery there while working.

I guess that means that many of these ingestions are Darwinian in nature…pretty much everyone but the little kids.

Stupid phone tricks

12 January 2010

The search for decent Android medical software continues, and I’ve discovered that an old favorite off my Palm has been ported to Android:  Diagnosaurus.  Although not particularly useful in the EMS setting, it’s a fun little tool I’ve come to know and love.

Then there’s something that isn’t a medical program, but could be useful as such:  Google Goggles.  If you aren’t already familiar, it’s a program that searches based on pictures you take with your phone.  While it already claims to do a decent job with logos, artwork, and other mundane objects, it seems as if recongition of unknown medications would be a perfect medical use for this.  I tried it last night, but couldn’t get a match.

If you also think this would be a great idea, I’ve suggested it to the powers that be–go ahead and vote!

Fido’s FiO2

11 January 2010

It turns out that there is a campaign underway to sponsor the purchase of pet oxygen masks for ambulances.  Not surprisingly, it’s heavily supported by the company that makes said masks, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a laudable goal.  Granted, if I had 65 extra bucks sitting around I’d be sending them to something that would help people survive, but there’s nothing wrong with making sure your local ambulance has some pet masks, either.

Not quite a Garmin

7 January 2010

There is an article about navigating to emergency calls in the latest EMS Magazine, and I found one tip in particular very funny:

Every village, town and city has a numbering system. Each one is different, but the key is that there is one.

Obviously, by the use of the word “every,” the author has never been to Pittsburgh’s suburbs, where we can’t even assure that the odd numbers will be on the same side of the street for its entire length.

Best censorship ever

7 January 2010

I’m watching The Big Lebowski on Versus, and I just watched John Goodman smashing a Corvette and yelling:  ”This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”  (Original completely vulgar line here, if you didn’t already know.)