Sunday Silliness: doctor sillies edition
4 April 2010There is a whole string of riddles that ask “How do you hide a hundred-dollar bill from” a particular type of physician. There’s pretty much the whole array of them here, but what I can’t seem to find right now is a discussion on some board somewhere about the proper answer regarding an ED doc. The best answer of the group, I thought, was: ”Stuff it in a tie.” However, I think I’ve come up with something better (although of course someone has probably beaten me to it).
Q: How do you hide a $100 bill from an ED doc? A: Anywhere out of plain sight–it’s not like they have the attention span to look for it.
I was going to say, “with the EMS run sheet” or “in the isolation precautions cart”.
Equally good answers…although the iso cart I would happily use, if only we didn’t find out about the pt’s isolation status until *after* I’d already seen the pt.