dr-exmedic.com

As if the news that 1 in 4 UK lap dancers has a college degree isn’t funny enough by itself, the more specific details of the finding are absolutely howl-worthy (emphasis all mine):

The researchers found arts degree graduates were most likely to report that they had turned to dancing after being unable to find other work.

and:

The main attraction of the work was the flexibility it offered

You don’t say?  Here, I thought the flexibility was a job requirement….