Best censorship ever

by dr-exmedic

I’m watching The Big Lebowski on Versus, and I just watched John Goodman smashing a Corvette and yelling:  ”This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”  (Original completely vulgar line here, if you didn’t already know.)

My hospital is not a night club

by dr-exmedic

A little bit of toilet humor.

Fingerprints, teeth, DNA–who needs ‘em?

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Police said Fiore’s fingers and teeth had been removed to make it harder to identify her body, but investigators were able to determine who she was by using the serial number on her breast implants.
From this story about that whole model murder thing that’s been going on.  It always amazes me:  what your eyes will [...]

When a geek moves…

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…he does geeky things to know what’s in what box.

Speaking of panic….

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Typos can cause misleading beliefs. Some of them are totally hysterical.

Some warnings shouldn’t be necessary

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You can’t fix stupid, but the lawyers sure will make you try.

Let ‘er rip

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I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can say that can make this story any funnier to a person with the right sense of humor.

It’s the tastiness, stupid!

by dr-exmedic

College cafeteria food doesn’t always have the best reputation. Now I know why.

I have no plans to be this guy

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Not that you care.
Story:  “Massachusetts ED Doc Moonlights as Paramedic/Firefighter.”

Ending arguments

by dr-exmedic

Some medical students were discussing whether Pittsburgh or Philadelphia was a better city, and I managed to end the argument with a single sentence:  “Even as a native Clevelander, it’s obvious that Pittsburgh is far better.”